Would you like to leave a message for Schuldig? He's a busy man but in his business, he's got to keep up on voicemails, texts, and emails. Just remember, brevity is the soul of fucking wit, whatever brevity means. If anyone wants to IM him, they may also do so. The information is below:

AIM: not about logic
EMAIL: schuldick[at]yourmom[dot]com
PHONE NUMBER: ???-666-SWAN

VOICEMAIL: Hey. Yeah, what's up? Oh, yeah, me too, me too. Hah! Got you a-fucking-gain, yeah? Okay, you know the deal. Keep it short and sweet.

Feel free to comment here with an email, text message, or voicemail. Specifying what the comment is would be great. Get ready!